She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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