Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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