is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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