Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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