Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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