that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dignity is for republicans.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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