just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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