You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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