so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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