i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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