doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
