Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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