youre lurking in front of me
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
did i walk over a car last night?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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