Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
