As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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