i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
