Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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