I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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