what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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