it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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