Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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