So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I enjoy the company of your penis
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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