Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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