um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just puked most of my soul out..
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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