is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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