We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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