whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My vagina is very pro this idea
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