Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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