there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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