I'm really into asian looking animals
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Randomize