we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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