shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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