discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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