I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've blown a few things in my day
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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