Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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