Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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