Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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