Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
