dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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