After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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