Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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