So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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