We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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