So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
please don't ironically join a cult
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