You just made me feel so damn special
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
