8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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