Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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