So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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