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Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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