I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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