Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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