dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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