I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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